I understand that the prom feed is excessive, but this is too adorable not to post. Photocreds to @riderofwhaales #prahm

I understand that the prom feed is excessive, but this is too adorable not to post. Photocreds to @riderofwhaales #prahm

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu)

train-deer:

alphatimelinebetakid:

umblaireon:

bryanq117:

m0shcore:

sirshon:

madstick:

thearcticmuser:

IT’S BACK OH MY GOD

I’M FUCKING CRYING

THE FUCKING TAMBOURINE ONE THOUGH

We should make a band

THIS IA AMAZING

Guys look it’s The Strokes

I bet their music is orgasmic 

(Source: nocoffeeplease)

Send me a number, yo.

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

8: Are you close with your dad?

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

10: What are you listening to?

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

12: Do you like hickeys?

13: What time do you go to bed?

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

16: Do you always answer your texts?

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

25: In the past week, have you cried?

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

29: Do you have a best friend?

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

32: Are you mad at anyone?

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35: How many more days until your birthday?

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

42: Are you available?

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

46: Do you regret anything?

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

53: What was the last thing you ate?

54: Did you get any compliments today?

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

62: Who do you text the most?

63: What was the last movie you saw?

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

67: Do you curse around your parents?

68: Are you happy with where you live?

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

71: Have you ever been dumped?

72: What do you most like about making out?

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86: How can I win your heart?

87: What is your astrological sign?

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

89: Do you cook?

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

95: Are you a player?

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

97: Are you a tease?

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

101: Hugs or Kisses?

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

106: Do you flirt a lot?

107: Your last kiss?

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

112: Does someone like you currently?

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

sacrificesatan:

dionnesyl:

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

sacrificesatan:

dionnesyl:

So I came home from school to see my 7 year old sister putting skittles with my antidepressants, I went up to her and asked “Hey what you doing?” She looked at me, smiled and said “Skittles make me happy so I put them with your medicine that makes you happy so you can be extra happy.” That was the cutest thing i’ve ever heard.

how can you not reblog this

Ummmf. Hell yes. You know we live in a sad world when sex is considered something you SHOULDN’T do. 

(Source: fuckyeahkatdenningsdaily)

black-culture:

Emotion and expressing emotion are human traits. Don’t rob boys of their humanity. @zellieimani

legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"
no no n
o
no no fuck stop it
it is not regardless of race and religion she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.
this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  


My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about it
My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!
My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!
….seriously?
-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

legfruit:

disneyvillainsforjustice:

sickhypnotik:

keyisabottom:

"malala is a role model for EVERY LITTLE GIRL regardless of race and religion"

no no n

o

no no fuck stop it

it is not regardless of race and religion
she is a role model SPECIFICALLY for muslim little girls around the world. little white girls around the world have TONS of role models. everywhere. literally all over television, books, you name it. admire Malala, yes. that’s not what is being said. do not take something that is meant for a specific culture simply because you want it.

do..you.. know anything about Malala?  because I’m pretty sure she would read what you just said and be severely disappointed.

this post makes me so angry.  you are actually implying that this little girl is not allowed to be inspired by Malala because this girl isn’t Muslim, and that is just… so wrong.  That’s terrible.  

image

My philosophy of non-violence was only meant for Indians! Everyone else should just ignore me.

image

My charity was only meant to inspire my native Albanians. Everyone else should just forget about itimage

My courage and perseverance should only be a light unto fellow disabled people. Other people should realize I am just “not for them.”

image

My discoveries? GERMANS ONLY!image

My charity work was really only meant to inspire Brits, not actually help anyone who isn’t my skin color and nationality.

image

I only care about Tibet. The rest of the world can suck it!

….seriously?

-Jafar

i literally cannot believe someone just got schooled by jafar from aladdin

gotnorman:

This video is in the walking dead, norman reedus, chandler riggs and countless other tags.  The caption is "Why would she cry over something so stupid help."DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO. IT IS A SCREAMER. Poor SPF-irishsexgod fell for it and it scared her so bad it made her heart hurt.  Thankfully she warned me.  Screamers are not funny, or a joke.  They can cause people with heart problems, seizure disorders, or panic/anxiety disorders to have heart attacks, seizures or severe panic attacks.  Not cool.  As someone with a serious anxiety disorder I feel the need to sure this because I know a lot of my followers have anxiety and  other health problems that could be worsted by screamers.  please help get the word out about this screamer.  

Not everyone has an anxiety disorder or heart problems. They’re meant to be funny, and usually they are. Don’t discourage others from comedy just because it bothers other people. 

gotnorman:

This video is in the walking dead, norman reedus, chandler riggs and countless other tags.  The caption is "Why would she cry over something so stupid help."DO NOT PLAY THIS VIDEO. IT IS A SCREAMER. Poor SPF-irishsexgod fell for it and it scared her so bad it made her heart hurt.  Thankfully she warned me.  Screamers are not funny, or a joke.  They can cause people with heart problems, seizure disorders, or panic/anxiety disorders to have heart attacks, seizures or severe panic attacks.  Not cool.  As someone with a serious anxiety disorder I feel the need to sure this because I know a lot of my followers have anxiety and  other health problems that could be worsted by screamers.  please help get the word out about this screamer.  

Not everyone has an anxiety disorder or heart problems. They’re meant to be funny, and usually they are. Don’t discourage others from comedy just because it bothers other people.